Starving to death after having been kept alive for a decade while your husband and your parents fight over whether or not to keep your useless body alive long after it doesn’t work on it’s own and your brain is mush, and having been exploited by every fucking news broadcast in the world. Not to mention having soulless politicians use you as pawn to gain votes from stupid fundamentalists. — Phat Phree – Top 50 Worst Ways to Die (#6)