Every one of our parents does considerable emotional damage and from what I’ve heard, it just might be the best part of being a parent. Now, if some guy ever does put a ring on your finger and you’re lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I’m sure you’ll understand. But for now, believe me when I tell you I wouldn’t care if this as the first time you ever met your daddy. Because, in reality… well, he could have done a much, much worse job. — Perry Cox
